Fundamentalist Christian Dog

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally
fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping for a fundamentalist Christian dog.
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Interview with an 80 year old bride

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married — for the fourth time. Continue reading

Three reasons why Jesus was…

A religous joke about how Jesus was..black, a jew, irish, native american, a californian and even a woman. Continue reading

How April Fools Day got started

April Fool's Day, is sometimes called All Fool's Day. The History of April Fools Day is a fact that isn't known by many, but has a simple explanation.

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April Fools Day Spare Change Jokes

April Fools' Day – Spare Change Jokes

This April Fool's practical joke is old but it still works. Superglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has a lot of people walking around. Make sure it's an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails to get the coins. Continue reading

april fools joke for April Fools’ Day – Got Milk?

If your milk comes in a cardboard container, add a few drops of food coloring. It's a harmless April Fools joke but the results are pretty colorful.

Or try one of these other food inspired April Fools jokes.

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You might be a redneck gardener if…

You Might be a Redneck Gardener if …

You mow your lawn and find a wheelbarrow.
A half moon reminds you of your fat husband pulling weeds.
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it is yellow.

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Girls are evil

We know girls are evil because…well, here's the proof. Continue reading

Monkey love

A little monkey love goes a long ways.

funny animal picture, monkey picture, pidgeon picture

Get your cake at Walmart for your next going away party!

Someone was leaving an insurance claims office, and her co-workers decided to throw her a going away party. So they ordered a cake from Walmart. Check out the cake they received. Continue reading