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elf jokes Print E-mail
Tuesday, 04 December 2007

What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!

How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!

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Reindeer Jokes Print E-mail
Tuesday, 04 December 2007
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
”Rude”-olph!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will “sleigh” you!
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Yo Mama's So Fat... Print E-mail
Saturday, 05 May 2007
55 ways you know Yo mama's fat...
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New study on women's asses released Print E-mail
Saturday, 05 May 2007
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their ass. The results were pretty interesting.
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Sex how many times a year? Print E-mail
Saturday, 05 May 2007
A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
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Redneck Hunting Dogs Print E-mail
Saturday, 05 May 2007
This funny picture shows some redneck hunting dogs that have been eating too much lead.
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Wino Picnic Print E-mail
Saturday, 05 May 2007
A snapshot from the Annual West Side Wino Picnic.
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The Star Wars Drinking Game Print E-mail
Saturday, 05 May 2007
To play the Star Wars Drinking game, you will need:

- The Star Wars Trilogy on tape (one movie for a short game)

- An ample supply of your favorite beverage (milk, right?)

- A really good sound system, so the explosions seem to happen all around you. Kapow! (optional)
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It all tastes like chicken Print E-mail
Saturday, 05 May 2007
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.
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