A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
Kudzu is green, My dog's name is Blue, And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, A-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's, And without all them fleas.
