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Fundamentalist Christian Dog Print E-mail
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally
fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping for a fundamentalist Christian dog.
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A little girl buries her goldfish Print E-mail
Sometimes it's good to read a story that is heartwarming and reaffirming. Here is a story about a  little girl burying her dead goldfish.
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Psychic hotline for frogs Print E-mail

Frog Joke

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

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Elephant Hunting Joke Print E-mail
Question: How do you kill a blue elephant?
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Chicken underwear Print E-mail
Question: Why did the chicken wear underwear on his head?
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What kind of animal... Print E-mail
What kind of Animal would you never want to play cards with?
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The Rabbit gets the Bear Print E-mail
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance, today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have ever seen, I will grant you both three wishes."
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It all tastes like chicken Print E-mail
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.
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