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Interview with an 80 year old bride Print E-mail
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady
because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.
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elf jokes Print E-mail

What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!

How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!

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Reindeer Jokes Print E-mail
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
”Rude”-olph!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will “sleigh” you!
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ten dollars is ten dollars Print E-mail
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I’d like to ride in that airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
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The Pope and KFC Print E-mail
A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer, but...
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April Fools Time Joke Print E-mail
If you really really need an April Fools joke for some reason, but don't have a good one lined up, here's an old favorite:
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