You Might be a Redneck Gardener if ...

You mow your lawn and find a wheelbarrow.
A half moon reminds you of your fat husband pulling weeds.
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it is yellow.

What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!

How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!

What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!

How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!

What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!

How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!