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Computer Viruses Explained |
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Ever wondered what symptoms to look out for which might indicate your computer has a virus?
LEWINSKY VIRUSsucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
MIKE TYSON VIRUSquits after one byte
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUSyour 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb.
DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUSdeletes all old files.
TITANIC VIRUSyour whole computer goes down.
DISNEY VIRUSeverything in your computer goes goofy
PROZAC VIRUSscrews up your ram, but your processor doesn't care.
JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUSonly attacks minor files.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUSterminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.
VIAGRA VIRUSturns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive
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