A half hour goes by and grandpa pulls out a beer and starts drinking. The boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a drink of your beer?"

Grandpa replies," Well I don’t know. Does your pecker wrap around and touch your butthole?"

The boy responds with, "No grandpa it doesn’t." So grandpa tells him that he can’t have a drink.

A while later grandpa pulls out a cigar and starts smoking it. Again the boy asks, " Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?" and grandpa asks the boy the same question, only to get the same response again.

A while goes by and the little boy pulls out 2 huge chocolate chip cookies and starts eating them. This time grandpa asks, "Boy that sure looks delicious, can I have one of those cookies?"

The boy then asks," I don’t know grandpa, does your pecker wrap around and touch your butthole?"

The grandpa gets a big smile and says," It sure does".

The boy then says," Well then go fuck yourself, grandma made these for me."