Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
”Rude”-olph! | What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you! | What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will “sleigh” you! |
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
”Horn”-aments! | How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer! | What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She’d go to a “re-tail”shop for a new one! | Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he’s a “rain”-deer! | Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him! |
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
”Elk”-a-seltzer! Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was “elf”-taught! | Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken! | Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits! |
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