A little girl buries her goldfish
Sometimes it's good to read a story that is heartwarming and reaffirming. Here is a story about a  little girl burying her dead goldfish.

Morning, Nancy, what are you doing there? Sob. My goldfish died so I'm burying it.Ha, ha, you silly girl. That hole is too big for a little goldfish. That's because he's inside your fucking cat!

There now, wasn't that just a cute and sweet little funny cartoon story!